10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.