10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz