10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.