10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."