10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth