10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Poker is for fat, American losers.