10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier