10 Random Poker Quotes

• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• in the poker game of life women are the rake