10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Welcome to kicker school
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com