10 Random Poker Quotes

• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die