10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.