10 Random Poker Quotes

• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.