10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"