10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS