10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"