10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- Fold and live to fold again
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs