10 Random Poker Quotes

• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Poker is for loners.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.