10 Random Poker Quotes

• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo