10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.