10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson