10 Random Poker Quotes

• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.