10 Random Poker Quotes

• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
• Welcome to kicker school
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim