10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Upon entering a cardroom in which a player had never before played, he asked the floorman for a 10-20 hold-em seat. The floorman dutifully put him on the list and told him that the only available seat was at 3-6 Omaha HiLo. The player quipped, "No, I don't have enough money to play limits that high."
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.