10 Random Poker Quotes

• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.