10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!