10 Random Poker Quotes

• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.