10 Random Poker Quotes

• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz