10 Random Poker Quotes

• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave