10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks