10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!