10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.