10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• in the poker game of life women are the rake