10 Random Poker Quotes

• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Fold and live to fold again
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with. Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.