10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "No river, no fish."
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare