10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.