10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-