10 Random Poker Quotes

• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• if u play for the thrill u are ill