10 Random Poker Quotes

• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi