10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
- Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth