10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- Fold and live to fold again
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"