10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Welcome to kicker school
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright