10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Darwin takes a toll on the worst poker players because they lose money, Darwin takes a toll on average poker players because they don't make money and they will never be a great poker players, Darwin takes the greatest toll though, on the greatest poker players, because they could be doing something greater.
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen