10 Random Poker Quotes

• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.