10 Random Poker Quotes

Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
Never educate a stupid poker player.
Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
in the poker game of life women are the rake
"All-in, bitches!!!"
never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
Why not, when some because there are three.
When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
"Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)