10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.