10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.