10 Random Poker Quotes

• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph