10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson