10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!