10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Fook the floosh droo!
- "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.